BARBiE Dictionary (Nictionary]

The dictionary created by Nicki Minaj to walk pedestrians through her vocab and terminologies….STEP YA NICTIONARY UP!!!

Official Secret Society Barbie Statement :



I’m a GIRL\ and I’m RICH \its BARBIE \ YOU little BITCH!!!!!



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: \ak-ər-gi-dē-wā-ˈich-es-ər-gi-dē-bā\: adjective

1: the barbie pig latin term for “whack bitches”.


Alfred Bitchcok : \ˈal-frəd-ˈbich-käk\ : noun

1: a term of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF‘s.


Bad Bitch Check : \bad-ˈbich-chek\ : verb

1: is when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.


Baldy Locks : \ˈbol(d)-ē-läks\ : adjective

1: Good head.


Balloon Boy : \bə-ˈlün-ˈboi\ : noun

1: the adopted lady bug of barbie nation.

2: the oracle.


Barbie Backhand : \ˈbär-bē-bak-ˌhand\ : verb

1: The act of using intense force while unexpectedly givin da back hand to a hata.


BarbieBoomBox : \ˈbär-bē-ˈbüm-bäks\ : noun

1: a device out of which the Barbie’s fetch music is played from.


Barbie Detention : \ˈbär-bē-di-ˈten-chən\ : noun

1: When the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.

*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.

*While on “BD” a barbie is required to do any task the “HB” asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.


Barbie Juice : \ˈbär-bē-ˈjüs\ : noun

1: ice cold pickle juice in a glass that barbies drink to experience a sudden blast of EUPHORIA.


Barbie Powers : \ˈbär-bē-ˈpau-(-ə)rz\: noun

1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.

2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.


Barbie’s Phone Number:

718-SIT-URASSDOWN


Basement : \ˈbās-mənt\ : verb

1: the act of stepping one’s twig&berries / cookies DOWN.

2: the opposite of penthouse used when one is too cocky.


BEEN a fan : \ben-ā-fan\ : noun

1: term used to describe a cornball.

Sentence : “hatin on who? Dat Bitch BEEN a fan”


Ben: \’ben\ : adjective

1. broke ass ken. (barbie submitted, HB approved)


BFF :\b-f-f\: noun

1: Barbie For FuckinEver


Bustitbarbie :\ˈbəst-ˈbär-bē\ : noun

1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.


Cater to your Ken Day :\ˈkā-tər-tü-yər-ken-ˈdā\: noun

1: One day a month when Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken’s every wish.


Chin Check : \’chin-chek\ : verb

1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.


Chuckles : \ˈchə-kəls\ : verb


1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.


CopyRightin’ Infringements :\kä-pē-ˌrīt-in-in-ˈfrinj-mənt\: noun

1: girls that claim to be rappers while enlisting the help of ghost writers.


Doll House :\ˈdäl-ˈhaus\ : noun


1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.


Dolly Lama :\ˈdäl-lē-ˈlä-mə\: noun

1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.

2: a problem solver.

3: the one you call when you’re at your worst.


Fetch : \ˈfech\ : adjective

1: a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes.

*Only used with other HBs.


Fire Marshall: \fi(-ə)r-mär-shəl\ : noun

1: a term for sum1 tryna shut ya shit down.

Sentence: word? oh u on ya fire marshall shit.


Frosty Da Snowman : \fro-stē-ˈdə-ˈsnō-man\ : noun

1: a girl or boy who wears blurry diamonds. Step ya clarity up.


Gabbage Patch Kid :\ˈga-bij-ˈpach-kid\: noun

1: a bust down

2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.


GBR : \g-b-r\ : verb

1: Abbreviation for “Got a Barbie Rollin”.


Get off my Fone : \git-’of-ˈmī-fōn\ : noun

1: a swift dismissal of a stupid ass fone call OR comment.

Sentence: Excuse me??? Bitch!!! Get off my Fone!!!


Harajuku Barbie : \原宿 ˈbär-bē\ : noun

1: refer to Harajuku.


Harajuku Ken : \原宿 ˈken\ – noun

1: a man that “adds to” a “HB” by knowing when to “fall da fuk bak” and when to “step his dick up”.


HB : \h-b\ : noun
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.


HK : \h-k\ : noun
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.


It’s BARBIE BITCH!!!!! : \əts-ˈbär-bē-ˈbich\: noun

1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.


Judge Judy:\ˈjəj-jüd-ē\: noun

1: friend in our head & baddest barbie in the galaxy


Penthouse : \ˈpent-ˌhaus\: verb

1: the act of stepping one’s dick or cookies all the way up.


Raggedy The Spy: \ˈra-gə-dē-thə-spī\ : noun

1: a name for bitches who wanna be like u, but just wont come outta the closet.

2: a Flip on Harriet the Spy.

Sentence: come out da closet raggedy!!! the spy!!!!


Roger Dat : \ˈrä-jər-dət\ : verb

1: verbally style on a shortcake by implying she should “get like u” in 2010.

Sentence: Scuze me? Bitch! Roger dat!


Step Your Scotty Up : \step-yər-skät-ē-ˈəp\ : verb

1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics\lingo off of the new “Beam Me Up Scotty” CD.


Strawberry Shortcake : \ˈstro-ˌber-ē-short-ˈkāk\ : noun

1: a broke bitch ;

2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.


Stud Muffin :\ˈstəd-mə-fən\: noun

1: a street savvy “man’s man” who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.


Surfboard : \ˈsərf-bord\ : adjective

1: used to describe a hatin ass WASHED up bitch.

Sentence : Cowubunga! Hit the surfboard ya surfboard ass bitch!!!!


Tumble Dry : \ˈtəm-bəl-ˈdrī\ : verb

1: used wen speaking to WASHED bitches.

Sentence : Tumble Dry bitch! Tumble Dry!!!


Waffle House : \wä-fəl-ˈhaus\ : adjective

1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle.


When You Believe : by Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey

1: our official THEME song.

When You Believe


Zoo :\ˈzü\: adjective

1: when exciting, crazy, and fetch need to be combined to describe a noun.

*can only be said with extreme intensity.

Est.062304

Mmm i call her tUTU, the bond we have is like no other, of course we have are ups & downs (who doesnt) but that doesnt stop us, never has & never will she means soo much to me & i cant imagin life without her, if you fuckin with her you fuckin wit me bL00D && ill drop that ass in a quick second need that.? its nothinggg go hard or go home biTCHES.!!!! haters knock it the fuck off or get knocked the fuckk down && thats on ME bL00D.! neways ima be there reguardless of the situation yess igaf & i love her more then any unrelitive on this earth & that shhits from the heart, noone, i repeat N00NE will ever change that ,so haters keep doing ya job i love you Ashley Howard you the fkN` best(friend).!! [:

cRUSH ..

A crush for me was not the precedent of a relationship, it was a relationship in itself: a relationship of the mind. With a crush I could practice desire without rejection, a powerful tool for a girl raised to be mortified by dismissal.

Crushes can be thrilling, and I am passionate that crushes should be celebrated in their own right, but they are no practice for the negotiation of a living relationship. So why does it still feel like a guilty secret to admit I crave the thrill of those beautiful people?

Does love actually make you depressed?

I hear everyone crying about how miserable their lives are because they arent loved back. It really makes me wonder, do the people around them really dont love them back or are they denying the fact that they are being loved? I think that They just want to be treated in a special way, I find this very very disturbing because there are people out there who have real problems and are trying to fix it while these people are crying over their immature whims.

Relationships dont go well because its either the boy or the girl [or the girl and the girl or the guy and the guy] is immature, or in the worst case senario, they're all immature and they`ll cry if they dont get what they want, what kind of a relationship is that? If you really love a person, you'll find a way to make that person happy no matter what happens to you.So practically, you're crying over something which you created. why get in a relationship if you're not ready for it. right? whats up with the rush? There will always be a person who will love you even if him/her [or her/her or him/him] is not your boyfriend/girlfriend or girlfriend/girlfriend or boyfriend/boyfriend].

example. a friend will love you for who you are, even your parents, relatives.
and most of all. God loves you. i know some people find this corny or weird, but its true.
i believe that no matter what you do, Someone up there is ready to welcome you with open arms.

so whats up with the depression? like i said, it comes from themselves. not because the person they love dosent love them back, but because they didnt get what they want. they dont even need it, so why cry over it? a real relationship will go steady and work well if you're mature and you can rationalize properly. right?



...people are starting to forget the real meaning of love. i think this certain quote says it all :]

" Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast,
it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking.
It is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil,
but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts,
always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails."

thought of PEACE

Peace, my heart, let the time for
the parting be sweet.
Let it not be a death but completeness.
Let love melt into memory and pain
into songs.
Let the flight through the sky end
in the folding of the wings over the
nest.
Let the last touch of your hands be
gentle like the flower of the night.
Stand still, O Beautiful End, for a
moment, and say your last words in
silence.
I bow to you and hold up my lamp
to light you on your way.



-jFKNkidd*

the b e s t f r i e n d

you can definitely say i love this girl with all my heart, shes been there for me since day one.
she means the world to me and no one can take that away from us, we once had the love and dedication it took to be in a relationship but it all drifted away
because the past came and brushed its own way through everything and screwed me up dearly,
do i wish that this never happened? well i may never know until i open my eyes and look at the real world and the real question is do i wish to???